I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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