I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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