My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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