I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
operation have a gay friend backfired
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
being pregnant is like rehab
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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