just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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