another moral hangover. fuck.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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