He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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