when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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