don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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