Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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