Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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