I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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