So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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