Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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