If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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