Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize