I think I am morally bankrupt
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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