I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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