I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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