Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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