It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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