somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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