We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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