god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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How does one acquire holy water?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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