I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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