Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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