how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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