But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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