listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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