she is the kim kardashian of front butts
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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