dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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