I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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