You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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