Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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