WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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