the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize