They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize