at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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