I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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