i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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