Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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