She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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