Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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