i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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