At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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