with your own penis?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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We just shotgunned beers for America
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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