why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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