i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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