worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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Drunk is not a location!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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