How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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